ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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