I skipped work to stalk him.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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