I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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