Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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