Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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