Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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