Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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