I need help removing her.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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