And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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