there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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