he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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