Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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