My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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