Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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