I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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