Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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