I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
my liver is dry heaving
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we should paint friendship bongs
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