Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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