I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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