I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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