White coat. Heels.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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