My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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