I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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