I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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