it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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