i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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