Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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