I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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