I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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