do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize