Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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