i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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