So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
wow bdsm is so cute
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