Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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