Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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