well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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