Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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