dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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