Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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