Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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