It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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