So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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