If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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