hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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