I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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