I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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