they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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