...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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