Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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