so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i barfeds in our rink
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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