Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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