ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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