google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
