i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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