I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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